and I still don't know any better...Fun thread, great read and going on 4-5 years, awesome!
still got my faggio in the shed.too scared to drive it anymore..Since my civic is currently down, guess im stuck driving the Faggio:
They couldn't have named the Vice City's version of a DUI scooter any better haha.
Sometimes I feel like Greensboro, or the area I live in it, is like a live version of VC. There are so many damn DUI scooters rolling around, its actually dangerous!
For context in case someone doesn't know what a DUI scooter is:
-A DUI scooter is a "smaller than 90cc engine" scooter with a top speed limit of 35MPH. These vehicles forego the requirement of needing a license/insurance to operate. They are apparently "THE" designated motor vehicle for the idiots who have lost their license due to DUI. I swear they go to the DMV to surrender their license, and there is a f'ing bike rack where they just pick one of these Faggio's up and ride off into the sunset, to the nearest convenience store to pick up another 24 pack.
Although I do give most of the folks around here who drive these things insane props for all of the creative ways they've come up with to haul as much beer as possible back home/to the woods. From a physical three dimensional "area or volume" perspective in and around these scooters, I've seen more cubic inches of beer on a single scooter than cubic inches of people!
I wish it was like that here ,mandatory reg and insured 50cc dui is close to 500$ a year..now that's faggio..
would love to go get my beer on that shit ...
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