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Before you go any further, keep in mind that this is purely for entertainment
purposes and is about as useful as indexing your plugs on a D-Series engine.


Are you scared to crack open your engine and do some work? You're in luck.
Follow my directions for a sweet upgrade that will leave people thinking,
"What did I just see?"

The Beer Koozie Brake Reservoir Sock

So you drink a lot. A lot of us do. What better way to show your fellow
car enthusiasts your equal love for beer than sticking alcoholic paraphernalia
under your hood?

I was out in the garage last night, going through a couple boxes when I
ran across this -




Yes, a beer Koozie. Immediately, I got an idea. Not a bright one,
but an idea none the less. So I got to work by cutting the bottom of the
koozie out. Typically, you'd want the bottom to keep your Schlitz, PBR,
Budweiser or other beer-of-choice from hitting the garage floor and
mixing with oil and dirt. Not this time. Cut this out -



Now take your brake fluid reservoir cap off and slide the koozie on. It's a
snug fit so you'll have to give it a good push.




Once you've got it all the way on, straighten it out and pull the bottom
down so it looks proper. one liners like "I Brake For Garage Sales" or
"Baby On Board" only add to the flashy looks of this awesome upgrade.
Unfortunately for me, mine was plain. No funny slogans or world view
rhetoric to let people know I mean business. -



Admire your bling!



Now head for the nearest party store or Wal-Mart parking lot, pop your
hood and wait for someone to ask what it is. A great conversation piece.
I picked up three chicks, adoration and Hepatitis B from this upgrade alone!


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you weren't joking in those texts.
 

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you weren't joking in those texts.
I never joke around about awesome upgrades.

HA, i bet that keeps it warm in the winter time, so it wont freeze yo!!!!

Nice mod!
That's right, bro. Keeps temp up and keeps all those vicious UV rays in my
garage from breaking down my brake fluid. :)
 

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sweet! you should get at least 5 Hp from that super slick JDM upgrade! LMFAO!!!!!
 

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I never joke around about awesome upgrades.
You know, from the texts I knew it was gonna be something LOL worthy. But I literally LMAO'd, Jay never fails to deliver a laugh along with an awesome JDM upgrade.
 

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Thats awesome. Well done sir. :)
Thank you, sir. :D

I like it innovative!
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sweet! you should get at least 5 Hp from that super slick JDM upgrade! LMFAO!!!!!
I predict 5-7 whp. ;)

good DIY :TU:
I found another koozie that says, "Lead, Follow or Get Out Of The Way"..
I'll send it to you so you can rock one. You gotta cut the bottom out,
though. ;)

You know, from the texts I knew it was gonna be something LOL worthy. But I literally LMAO'd, Jay never fails to deliver a laugh along with an awesome JDM upgrade.
Wait until you see the vacuum cleaner utensil header I made for
your next build, bro.
 

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nice. i'm really tempted to do this, even when i live in a tropic climate... maybe for the rican rice Jota De eMe factor!
 

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this is hilarious!!! rep for you :bigok:

now I'm gonna try to hunt down a Sapporo beer koozie for you... cause if you are gonna be jdm style you should at least have real jdm parts :bigrofl:
 

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Lol no more $29.99 for Mugen or Spoon socks. Too bad they didnt make koozies....
 
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