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Old 12-12-2007, 04:21 AM   #1 (permalink)
 
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help

me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get

started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over

the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to

her and says,

"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to

assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a

nice cup of tea, and then .." he said with a deep sigh, . .. . .. . .. .


"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."
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Old 12-12-2007, 04:44 AM   #3 (permalink)
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thats funny shit. lmao
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fucking classic
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omg, thats so stupid it made me laugh.
HAHAHA.
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haven't heard that one in a while....bu tit is still funny
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LOL, they'rrrrrrrrrrr GREAT!
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Old 12-12-2007, 08:54 AM   #9 (permalink)
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omg, thats so stupid it made me laugh.
HAHAHA.
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Old 12-12-2007, 08:54 AM   #10 (permalink)
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lamo! thats some good funnys!
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i tried puttin that puzzle together..doesnt work
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Omfg.. Lolllll!!!!
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hahahhahhahahhahahahahahah rep for you!
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