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Old 11-30-2007, 12:02 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Part 1: HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:


*Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to
lights and darks.

*Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.

*If you see husband along the way, Cover up any exposed areas.

*Look at your womanly physique in the mirror

*Make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.

*Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,
wide loofah and pumice stone.

*Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
vitamins.

*Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

*Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner.

*Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until
red.

*Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.

*Rinse conditioner off hair.

*Shave armpits and legs.

*Turn off shower.

*Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.

*Spray mold spots with Tilex.

*Get out of shower.

*Dry with towel the size of a small country.

*Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

*Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you
see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.



Part 2: HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:


*Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in
a pile.

*Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener
at her wh ile making the woo-woo sound.

*Look at your manly physique in the mirror.

*Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ass.

*Get in the shower ..

*Wash your face.

*Wash your armpits.

*Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse the snot off.

*Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.

*Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.

*Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.

*Wash your hair. Make a shampoo Mohawk.

*Pee.

*Rinse off and get out of shower.

*Partially dry off.

*Fail to notice water on floor because Curtain was hanging out of tub
the whole time.

*Admire wiener size in mirror again.

*Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.

*Return to bedroom with towel around waist.

*If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the
woo-woo sound again.

*Throw wet towel on her pillow.
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Old 11-30-2007, 12:06 PM   #2 (permalink)
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yep, thats exactly how its done. lol

loofah....thats a funny word!
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classic...there is a vidoe of this some where...
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very very true!
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funny shit
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*Pee.
lmao, but this ^ is just dirty.



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that was great ...
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lmao, but this ^ is just dirty.
You've never peed in the shower or pool?
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yay! i peeed in your pool!!!! ~special ed
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*Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
HAHAHA!
rubbing one off in the shower. lol
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That was awsome. Good find
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*Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.

my sister makes me do that when I visit, it drives me nuts
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lmao at 'throw wet towel on her pillow'.
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*Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.

my sister makes me do that when I visit, it drives me nuts
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HAHAHAHAHA fucking classic in both ways
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That video is totally my wife and I. LOL
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