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Old 09-18-2007, 10:48 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Hello?"

"Hi honey. This is Daddy.
Is Mommy near the phone?"

"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."

After a brief pause, Daddy says,
"But honey,you haven't got an Uncle Paul."

"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now."

Brief Pause......

"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on
the table, run upstairs And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy
that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."

"Okay, Daddy, Just a minute."

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.

"I did it, Daddy."
"And what happened, honey?" He asked.

"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and
ran around screaming.

Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she
isn't moving at all!"

"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"

"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.

He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the
swimming pool.
But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to
clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."

Long Pause................

Longer Pause........................

Then Daddy says,

"Swimming pool?

Is this 486-5731?

No, you have the wrong number.......
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Old 09-18-2007, 11:02 AM   #2 (permalink)
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LMFAO did this really happen?
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Old 09-18-2007, 11:07 AM   #3 (permalink)
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lmao thats great
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Wow, the best thing i've read all day
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Old 09-18-2007, 11:13 AM   #5 (permalink)
 
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well i gave you some rep for that one... but your still negative.
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Old 09-18-2007, 11:16 AM   #6 (permalink)
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i heard that before. but still good!
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Old 09-18-2007, 11:20 AM   #7 (permalink)
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WTF? i was green all day b4? how the heck did i get into the negatives?
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Old 09-18-2007, 11:27 AM   #8 (permalink)
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lmao good one. go to the user cp you should see who gave you neg rep.
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Old 09-18-2007, 11:29 AM   #9 (permalink)
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lmao thats a good one!
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Old 09-18-2007, 11:41 AM   #10 (permalink)
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nice... thnx alot... how do i leave some1 rep points?
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Funny read that was great .....
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damn that shit is pretty funny lol
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