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Old 09-14-2007, 08:24 AM   #1 (permalink)
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ok you guys gotta read this story. it was on a local forum.

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My girlfriend has 2 problems. One is the fact that everytime she gets drunk she gets mean. She always looks for a fight, or a way to make me feel like shit. The other problem is that every morning after she gets drunk she has an explosive watery shit. One night she pushed me to far.

She was drunk of course and felling a little frisky so we we messing around and I tried to put it in the butt, she got mad and started talking shit, about how I'm no good and my dick is small, and that she probably wouldn't even feel it. so we never did have sex.

After she went to sleep I couldn't get the pain of her saying my dick was small out of my head. I wanted to embarrass her as much as she embarrassed me. So I got an Idea

I went to my closet and grabbed this old bag of marbles. I then went to my secret stash and got a bottle of lube. I could just image her reactions when she shit marbles the next morning. I lubed them up one at a time and slowly pushed each one in. About a twenty in all. I got so excited I jerked off then giggled my self to sleep.

The next morning I woke up so excited I couldn't stand it. I made alot of noise getting dressed so she would wake up. She did and not 3 minutes later she said " oh my stomach. not again" and ran to the bathroom. I was in thee brushing my teeth. Usually she would tell me to leave but the urge was to intense. She sat down and let it rip.

She dam near had a heart attack from the noise. The marbles hitting the porcelin sounded like a machine gun going off in the bathroon. She turned white as a sheet and stood up. Still shitting all over the place. Marbles rolling all over the floor as they bounced around. It took her a couple of minutes to put it all together. She said " What the FUCK" I just laughed and laughed as she packed her shit and left.

I really do kind of miss her though.
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Thats Funny As Hell!!!!!!!!!! Lmao!!!!!
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i actually read this b4..lol
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i actually read this b4..lol
good 4 u punk! lol

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Old 09-14-2007, 08:37 AM   #6 (permalink)
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my sides hurt from laught so hard...
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Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha... Omg!!
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bahahahahaha funny shit:noway:
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dude hahahahah

I 'm in tears of laugh!
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the best part about it is, imagine the sound when the marbles hit the porclin. lol
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oh shit!!!!!!!!!!!!

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gross sound from the bathroom.......clikclikclikclik

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