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Old 09-07-2007, 09:12 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until, one day he comes across a Harley with a "for sale" sign on it.

the bike seems even better than a new one, although it's 10 years old.

it is shiny and in absolute mint condition. he immediately buys it and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years.

"well, its quite simple really" , says the seller, "whenever the bike is outside and it's going to rain, rub vaseline on the chrome. it protects it from the rain. and he hands joe a jar of vaseline.

that night, his girlfriend, sandra, invites him over to meet her parents.

Naturally, they take the bike there.

But just before they enter the house, sandra stops him and says, "i have something to tell you about my family before we go in."

"When we eat dinner, we don't talk. in fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes."

"No problem," he says. and in they go.

Joe is shock. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes.

In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes!

They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word. As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation.

So he leans over and kisses sandra. no one says a word. so he reaches over and fondles her breasts. still, nobody says a word. so he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table, and screws her right there, in front of her parents.

His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviousy livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.

He looks at her mom. "she got a great body," he thinks. so he grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, and has his way with her every which way right there on the dinner table. Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but still, total silence.

All of of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of vaseline from his pocket.

Suddenly the father backs away from the table and shouts, "All right, thats enough, I'll do the fucking dishes!"
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Old 09-07-2007, 10:11 AM   #2 (permalink)
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that is an old...but still funny as hell
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Old 09-07-2007, 10:14 AM   #3 (permalink)
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rofl thats great
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Old 09-07-2007, 10:19 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I knew that one
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Old 09-07-2007, 03:36 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I laugh every time I read that one... I've been hearing it for at least 10 years...
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that would be the first time i herd that one funny shit
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That was a funny one.. Hell Yeah
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Old 09-08-2007, 10:24 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Oh my god....haven't heard that one in ages...but still makes me laugh like crazy
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first time ive heard it!

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Old 09-08-2007, 02:51 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Haha, good one!
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First time I heard it, good one!!!
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