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    Nam Khóa học kỹ năng quyết toán thuế
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    Mostly the 91 CRX
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    that's good been pretty much the same here, I got into some volkswagens and didn't check back for a while. Seen a CRX that I want and thought d-series.org.... haha

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    so my dad sent me this email


    A French doctor says, medicine in my country is so advanced that we can
    take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for
    work in six weeks.
    A German doctor says, that's nothing; we can take a lung out of one
    person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.
    The Russian doctor says, in my country, medicine is so advanced that we
    can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another and have them
    both looking for work in two weeks.
    An American doctor, not to be outdone, says, you guys are way behind.
    We recently took a man with no brains out of Illinois, put him in the White
    House, and now half the country is looking for work.

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    lmfao thats hilarious dude. im gonna get some magnets for my car that sayl ike impeach obama and shit like that

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    Really? I didnt get anything. Maybe I over looked it and deleted it or some shit.

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    Hey, do you have the PM abou the gun pixel art? Its ready as soon as you reply to the PM and tell me what you want. Plus I have something funny to show you.

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    Nah man, you're kool.

    That kimber is an overpriced p.o.s. I shoulda got the paracarry like I had planned.

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    The Dept Of Defense briefed the president this morning, they
    told OBAMA that 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq.

    To everyone's surprise, all the color drained from Obama's face. Then
    he collapsed onto his desk, head in his hands, visibly shaken, almost in
    tears.

    Finally, he composed himself and asked, 'Just how many is a
    brazilian?'

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    here ya go man thought of you right away when i read this

    A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute refugee claimant outside a Maryland immigration office.
    'My good man,' the fairy said, 'I've been told to grant you three wishes, since you just arrived in the United States with your wife and three children.'

    The man told the fairy. 'Well, where I come from we don't have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them.'
    The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and -- PING ! -- he had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth!

    'What else?' asked the fairy, 'two more to go.'

    The refugee claimant now got bolder. 'I need a big house with a three car garage in Annapolis on the water with eight bedrooms for my family and the rest of my relatives who still live in my country. I want to bring them all over here..

    ' PING ! - In the distance there could be seen a beautiful mansion with a three car garage, a long driveway, a walkout patio with a BBQ in an upscale neighborhood overlooking the bay.

    'One more wish', said the fairy, waving her wand.

    'Yes, one more wish.

    I want to be like an American with American clothes instead of these torn cloths, and a baseball cap instead of this turban. And I want to have white skin like Americans.

    ' PING ! - The man was transformed, wearing worn out jeans, a Baltimore Orioles T-shirt and a baseball cap. He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had disappeared from the horizon.

    'What happened to my new teeth?' he wailed. 'Where is my new house?'



    The fairy said 'Tough shit, Mac, Now that you are a White American, you have to fend for yourself.'
    And she disappeared!

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    thanks for the making me feel at home oh and just because i got someone to work on my car wow i come from a long line of mechanics that know more than u could forget.oh yeah and driftlord because i have supercharged lt1 95 impala get side ways son.

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    thought you might get a laugh out of this



    To:


    You might recall that John Hinckley was a seriously deranged young man
    who shot President Reagan in the early 1980s. Hinckley was absolutely
    obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster, extremely jealous, and in his
    twisted mind, loved Jodie Foster to the point that to make himself well
    known to her, he attempted to assassinate President Reagan. There is
    speculation Hinckley may soon be released as having been rehabilitated.

    Consequently, you may appreciate the following letter from John McCain
    that the staff at the mental facility, treating Hinckley, reports to have
    intercepted this past weekend:

    To: John Hinckley

    From: John McCain

    My wife and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery. In our fine country's spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you to know there is a non partisan consensus of compassion and forgiveness throughout.

    We want you to know that no grudge is borne against you for shooting President Reagan. We, above all, are
    aware of how the mental stress and pain could have driven you to such an act of desperation. We are confident
    that you will soon make a complete recovery and return to your family to join the world again as a healthy and
    productive member of society.

    Best Wishes,

    John and Cindy McCain

    PS: While you have been incarcerated, Barack Obama has been banging Jodie Foster like a screen door in a tornado. Just thought you'd like to know.
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