hulkbuster
03-06-2007, 08:10 PM
Okay you guys remember this kid I posted about awhile back. He had a Si with a B16B swap and other JDM things. Remember I said he was a jerk and that he believed that if it wasn't JDM or DOHC it wasn't shit. Well a friend of his from Louisiana somewhere, showed up tonight in a REAL RHD XSi (DA teg) with a RARE ASS B18C3 swap from a SiR G (JDM GSR, but with more spunk). He was talking about how his friend was gonna be in an upcoming issue of HT (blah.....blah....blah...). Apparently the B18C3 has cams, I/H/E and a really good tune, plus he has a USDM ITR trans with JDM ITE final drive. Spoon lightweight flywheel (do they even make one?) blah...blah..blah! Anyways they start thier d series bashing (as I am wearing my now sporty d-series.org hat) and they whole parking lot is caught up in all this car's beauty (and it was fine as hell I have to admit) he got it painted honda championship white, with REAL spoon black 5 star wheels. Anyways, I walk over and start looking at the car and they jerk kid in the Si starts saying "Yeah that's the guy that likes d series. I keep trying to tell him his car is slow and it's pointless to modify a d series. Especially the way he's talking. He actually thinks he can get 160 whp out of a N/A single cam. I was shocked he was that stupid!" (You guys know my temper!:mad:) I walk over and try to compose myself and say" well my car was fast enough to beat you other buddy's EJ1 w/ a B16 swap. I guess it ain't that slow! huh?" His buddy says "whatcha got done to the little thing?" I think to myself who the fuck is this guy talking to? I mean we aren't comparing my engine to a fucking Escalade 6 liter here. We are talking .3 liters of disp difference. I said to myself "FUCK IT!" Hey man, you want to race then since your car is SSSSSOOOOOOO fucking fast? I mean it's not like there is any pressure on you. I mean you are supposed to win. RIGHT!" So we head out to the spot. (1 of 4 , yes I said 1 of 4!!!) 1st try, he misses second and doesn't chase so it's no win for me. 2nd of 4, this time he bogs the launch and still doesn't chase. So again no win or loss for me. 3rd of 4, this time he over stages the car and by the time he stops spinning I'm 4-5 cars ahead and he does chase. But it's too late! But "you chase you race!" And he lost! 4 of 4, he is pissed everyone of my friends are laughing thier asses off. After all this shit they (him and the guy in the Si) talked he has now lost to a bolt on D15. I swear I can see him sweating over there. Then his buddy says "Let me launch em'! You keep fucking it up, this isn't the way we are use to launching!" I was like WTF!? So as his hands go up, BOOM! His friend takes off, I say to myself you "red lighting mother fucker!" then I say fuck it I'll go after him about 500 ft from the start he stops. I get beside him and he says "hey man something's wrong! It won't go anywhere! I have it i gear and it won't go anywhere!" It turns out that the stupid S.O.B blew his C.V shaft apart and fried the fuck out of his clutch too. So I won, but hap-hazardly though. I mean the only time I was able to judge how fast his car was, was when he missed 2nd and when he chased me after spinning his ass off. The funny thing is, that he really didn't pull THAT hard on me from what I saw. I mean I beat his ass out of the hole all 4 times. I have a DX trans and 2nd is like my favorite gear with this D15B. It pulls pretty damned good in 2nd. But once I go to 3rd that's it, that's normally when people start to pull, unless I am racing something like a LS1 or something. Anyways he told me later that he wanted to race me again and get some revenge. I know the kid's parents have money. Hell he'll probably have the damned thing running and fixed by this weekend. You know "over night parts from Japan" and shit like that! LOL!