my GF turned 20 today... [Archive]

HCJDM1

03-05-2007, 12:16 AM

ok today in california its 12 am ...monday the 5th ...

i absolutely have no idead what time it is ... and i call my GF and shes all mad and me and shit ... im like whats wrong ?

and she says dont you know what day it is ?

i was like the 4th ... and she says no... so i Laugh and say the 5th because it just turned 12:00 like 10 minuets ago

this just pisses me off ... when GF ecpect you to watch the seconds and call them at midnight and wish them Happy B-day ... my day starts at 9:00 am when i wake up

that when ill call you ... sorry i had to vent this just pisses me off !!

i hope i dont come across as a jerk ... but this pisses me off

bunger

03-05-2007, 01:21 AM

Not a jerk move... younger girls are just like that (at least most are). Get her something nice and she'll forget all about it.

S Q A D

03-05-2007, 01:32 AM

shouldnt have called her/answered her call

SpeedRicer

03-05-2007, 07:55 AM

shouldnt have called her/answered her call

:werd:

s_18

03-05-2007, 08:03 AM

Haysoos

03-05-2007, 08:12 AM

Ask her "were you born at midight? On the dot? Then shut the fuck up."

I stopped putting up with stupid shit like that from my g/fs awhile ago, you'd do well to stop this shit now. Seriously, what does that say about her as a person? All she cares about is herself.

ryan89crx

03-05-2007, 08:33 AM

give her a donkey punch for her birthday :TU:

Haysoos

03-05-2007, 08:46 AM

give her a donkey punch for her birthday :TU:

x2! :TU:

transzex

03-05-2007, 09:23 AM

stick in her butt and say happy birthday!!!!!!!

HCJDM1

03-05-2007, 09:54 AM

LMAO !!! lol

well i told her that my day starts when i wake up which is around 9:00

she just said "ok" .. and it was over ...

but now i know what im gonna get her for her B-day !

BUTT SEX AND A DONKEY PUNCH !! lol

99ctrhatch

03-05-2007, 10:19 AM

Donkey punch FTW

myHonda1

03-05-2007, 10:20 AM

stick in her butt and say happy birthday!!!!!!!

:werd: lol

don't play these younger girl games...

Toddnos

03-05-2007, 10:21 AM

Ask her "were you born at midight? On the dot? Then shut the fuck up."
.
w3rd to that!!!!!

HCJDM1

03-05-2007, 10:47 AM

:werd: lol

don't play these younger girl games...

im younger than her ... 3 years younger than her

torturedsol

03-05-2007, 11:25 AM

Here's what you do.... in this exact order I might add....

Stick it in the butt, donkey punch, dirty sanchez, cleveland steamer(optional, can substitute with a "rusty hook"), then make her give you a rusty trombone :TU:

modsHXcivi

03-05-2007, 11:29 AM

Donkey punch her....while sticking it in her butt... pinching her left tit...Saying Happy Birthday i bet you wont forget this one ....:lol:

HCJDM1

03-05-2007, 12:16 PM

:bigrofl:

93civiccx

03-05-2007, 05:21 PM

:ttiuwp:

myHonda1

03-05-2007, 05:24 PM

im younger than her ... 3 years younger than her

u dawg :)

NEP-tuningalltheway

03-05-2007, 05:25 PM

Donkey punch her....while sticking it in her butt... pinching her left tit...Saying Happy Birthday i bet you wont forget this one ....:lol:

bwahahahahahhaah

hulkbuster

03-05-2007, 05:36 PM

Yeah you like it in the butt don't you Cody!

udumkid

03-05-2007, 06:37 PM

is she spanish???

Ricky@3rdshift

03-05-2007, 06:51 PM

Tie her up donkey punch her, stick it in the pooper, and then while she is tied up take pics and threaten her you will post them.

udumkid

03-05-2007, 07:43 PM

Tie her up donkey punch her, stick it in the pooper, and then while she is tied up take pics and threaten her you will post them.

:bigrofl:

AllmotorD

03-05-2007, 07:56 PM

Nothing says I love you like a good old Cleveland Steamer!

HCJDM1

03-05-2007, 08:04 PM

is she spanish???

why you ask ?

4Door Life

03-05-2007, 08:31 PM

why you ask ?

shit, is she...

my ex is spanish and a kinky bitch... :)

i still go and fuck her every now and then...

civicnation425

03-05-2007, 08:52 PM

i say pull a rodeo... works perfect if she has a sis...

so as you are doing her from behind grab her hair, raise one arm and and yell out her sis'/mom's name and see how long you can stay on... or i mean stay in!

modsHXcivi

03-05-2007, 08:59 PM

HCJDM1

03-05-2007, 09:01 PM

shit, is she...

my ex is spanish and a kinky bitch... :)

i still go and fuck her every now and then...

lol she mexican .. but close enough ...

MyblkVTEC

03-05-2007, 10:10 PM

shouldnt have called her/answered her call

lol :TU:

BLACK-KNIGHT

03-05-2007, 10:16 PM

My girlfriend thinks that's cheating... In the morning, after you wake up, is the right time to send your congratulations.
Just tell her that... It's actually nicer to wake up to a call, than getting it at midnight, when it's not really your birthday...

Yeah you prolly should stick wit this one or do the others to maybe cock slap her stupid ass
give her a donkey punch for her birthday :TU:

stick in her butt and say happy birthday!!!!!!!

Here's what you do.... in this exact order I might add....

Stick it in the butt, donkey punch, dirty sanchez, cleveland steamer(optional, can substitute with a "rusty hook"), then make her give you a rusty trombone :TU:

Donkey punch her....while sticking it in her butt... pinching her left tit...Saying Happy Birthday i bet you wont forget this one ....:lol:

udumkid

03-06-2007, 06:08 AM

why you ask ?

Because of the attitude. Man im spanish and I try to stay far away form the spanish girls because of the attitude they get :hammer:

Orion

03-06-2007, 06:59 AM

Problem : bitch.
Solution : dry in the ass.
Outcome : total annihilation.

Go for it.

Haysoos

03-06-2007, 07:42 AM

Cock slapping FTW. Give her the birthday slaps!

areskzc

03-06-2007, 07:48 AM

Dick In A Box!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HCJDM1

03-06-2007, 11:26 AM

LMAO!!!! dick in a box !! i knew that would come up sooner or later

areskzc

03-06-2007, 12:38 PM

LMAO!!!! dick in a box !! i knew that would come up sooner or later
So what are u waiting for... go for some fancy ribbon!

4Door Life

03-09-2007, 10:30 AM

lol she mexican .. but close enough ...

i have love for the mexican women...

my ex is into some weird fetishes like breath play and strangulation...

ya, she is a weirdo but sex was always fun... :p

S Q A D

03-09-2007, 10:51 AM

my ex is into some weird fetishes like breath play and strangulation...

thats just fucking strange

:|

4Door Life

03-09-2007, 11:18 AM

thats just fucking strange

:|

that about sums it up...

Haysoos

03-09-2007, 11:31 AM

Some girls like to be choked, especially during climax. Rough sex FTW! Just don't act like you are trying to kill her, but I know one girl that just turns her on more! She's FUCKed up, she likes knife play and bloodletting and shit. Thats strange shit.

bunger

03-09-2007, 11:33 AM

my ex is into some weird fetishes like breath play and strangulation...

Did your sex toy collection include a CPR handbook and a heart defibrillator?

carby

03-09-2007, 11:33 AM

http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/5394/1328imageto9.jpg

Toddnos

03-09-2007, 11:39 AM

Did your sex toy collection include a CPR handbook and a heart defibrillator?
lolerz...and be ready for prison for manslaugter when shes dead...

eddcartes

03-09-2007, 11:55 AM

my ex is into some weird fetishes like breath play and strangulation...

http://img452.imageshack.us/img452/9784/ohsnapkd3.gif :bravo:

DetainedCivic

03-09-2007, 12:23 PM

Post her nudes online and then send her the link and say happy b-day

eddcartes

03-09-2007, 12:30 PM

Post her nudes online and then send her the link and say happy b-day

yeah! one of those photos must be you choking her neck while giving her a deep troat cum!! baaaaaahhhh fuck, i don't even understand what i wrote. mio english is having a milo syndrome. what? what? what?

93civiccx

03-09-2007, 01:02 PM

thats just fucking strange

:|

X2.

Haysoos

03-09-2007, 01:08 PM

yeah! one of those photos must be you choking her neck while giving her a deep troat cum!! baaaaaahhhh fuck, i don't even understand what i wrote. mio english is having a milo syndrome. what? what? what?

LMAO.

I can't believe no one here has had a g/f that liked being choked during sex. Guess I just know some freaks then...

Toddnos

03-09-2007, 01:37 PM

i only choke bitches when i feel like it...not when they ask me to....

Haysoos

03-09-2007, 01:43 PM

i only choke bitches when i feel like it...not when they ask me to....

Spoken just like a filthy pirate! lol

jimmyb34

03-09-2007, 01:45 PM

i dont even know what to say to this thread... lol
yall are a bunch of freaks

ryan89crx

03-09-2007, 06:18 PM

i only choke bitches when i feel like it...not when they ask me to....bahahahah!!

YES!!

HCJDM1

03-09-2007, 07:47 PM

LOL ... what the fuck happened to this thread ... and lets just say yes mexican chicks are freaks .. hey its always fun !!!

4Door Life

03-09-2007, 10:01 PM

LOL ... what the fuck happened to this thread ... and lets just say yes mexican chicks are freaks .. hey its always fun !!!

:)

Ricky@3rdshift

03-11-2007, 10:24 PM

Holy crap!!! We went from happy birthday surprise annal sex to chokin girls and slitting their wrists.

Hell I had a girl one time wanted to do it in public. Not like sitting in MCd's but like in her parents back yard on the trampoline while they were in the house. Or like on her parents couch while they were asleep in the bed.

Not a problem but she liked to scream.
Ah I miss high school days.

I had a girl that wanted to be tied up and treated like she was being raped once. Of course I was too drunk to tie up anything so we just bang bang banged!!!

eddcartes

03-12-2007, 05:39 AM

I had a girl that wanted to be tied up and treated like she was being raped once.

ummm, i had a girl like that. but she scared me the hell off because she was taking it too seriously -the "rape" thing- and i wasn't sure if it was a matter of time until she believed that i was actually raping her. but let me tell you, oh boy, she fucked like a beast *dick standing up at the mere remembrance of it*.

aren't we talking about the same girl, lol?

Ricky@3rdshift

03-12-2007, 08:55 PM

This girl didn't near that scarry. It was just an occasional fantasy she had. LOL

HCJDM1

03-12-2007, 09:20 PM

ummm, i had a girl like that. but she scared me the hell off because she was taking it too seriously -the "rape" thing- and i wasn't sure if it was a matter of time until she believed that i was actually raping her. but let me tell you, oh boy, she fucked like a beast *dick standing up at the mere remembrance of it*.

aren't we talking about the same girl, lol?

sooner or later shes bound to think that its really happeneing