yo momma

[civiccoup 95]

hey, have any of you seen this on MTV, i have watched a few now but last nights L.A`s finest was fookin awesome, that crazy mo`fo Harp had me in stitches, man he has some good jokes
just an example : your momma is so stupid i told her to do the robot,now R2D2 has aids. now that shit is funny:lol: .

Has anyone one on here got any good yo momma jokes?

[civiccoup 95]

for the final joke Harp dressed in full boxing cape and gloves and quoting the legend mohammad ali: float like a buttefly, sting like a bee, i slept with yo` momma now it burns when i pee!:bigrofl:
come on you fuckers diss my mum if you have to shes fat and mental, is that enough for you to work with for now!

[cory jordan]

yo' mama's so fat that when she dances the band skips.

[TurboMaster]

yo momma is so skinny...she's ribbed for my pleasure!:thehump:

[civiccoup 95]

yo` momma is so fat instead of a S.T.D she gave me colesterol!

[civiccoup 95]

yo` momma is so fat, i saw her fall over i tried not to laugh but the ground was just cracking up!

[remoer]

yo momma is so fat when she broke her leg ragu sauce drip out.

[remoer]

yo momma ass is so big that when she need to go into her back pocket she has to reach over her shoulder.

[Clutchmaster]

yo mama so fat she plays pool with the planets

[93civiccx]

Your momma's so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.

[turboedpickup]

yo momma's so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck.

yo momma's so fat, when she was in kindergarten, she sat next to everybody.

[93civiccx]

Your momma's so fat she has to use a boomerang to put a belt on.

[Orion]

Yo momma's so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.


Yo momma's so fat, your daddy had to roll her in flour to find her wet spot.


Yo momma's so fat, they held a three-day expedition to get you out.


Yo momma's so fat, she has a flag stuck on her belly button.

[99 Civic Mini Me 4dr]

Yo momma's house so dirty, thats the roaches ride dirtbikes to get around.

[turboedpickup]

yo momma's so fat, when she went on a scale...it said "one at a time please"

yo momma's so fat, she made shamoo jealous (geeze this one's old)

yo momma's so fat, when she went to sea world, the whales came up and sang "we are a family"

speakin of which... did anyone remember this wrong (yet still horribly funny) from family guy...

"Dad, what's a blow hole for???"

"I'll tell you what it's not for son, and then you'll know why I can never go back to Sea World."

[EG8SIR]

biggest post whore thread EVAR!

[civiccoup 95]

so what! fuck you lot are boring! i know its a motor forum but whats the point of having an entertainment area if no fucker ever has anything entertaining to say, i could only read so much about some fag trying to sort what wheels he wants or should he go turbo or stay n/a :fag: hmm hmm:haha: :haha: keep on whoring

yo` momma is so fat it took a marching parade to fill her fat ass and when she came all you could hear were the bagpipes

[IdontWannaHonda]

Yo Mama is so old...I rubbed her titty and a genie popped out.

Yo Mama is missing every other tooth, it looks like her tongue is in jail.

Yo Mama's Pu$$y is so nasty, they make people eat it on fear factor.

Yo Mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.

Yo Mama's has 1 straight eye, and 1 crooked eye, and your daddy left her for seeing someone on the side.

Yo Mama's so fat, when she went to a dating service, they matched her up with Detroit.

Yo Mama's so fat, she has more nooks and crannies than an English Muffin.

Yo Mama's so fat, when your father mounts her, his ears pop.

Yo Mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles her mouth looks like its throwin' up gang signs.

[civiccoup 95]

Yo` momma is so ugly your pops takes her to work so he don`t have to kiss her goodbye

[dragman99]

your dad is such an alcoholic, when he was in college, he majored in olde english.

[myHonda1]

yo momma so fat, she's got more chin's than a chinese phonebook.

[OniFactor]

yo momma's so old, she was in jesus' kindergarten class. it was her 5th time through.

[turboedpickup]

yo momma's so stupid, she thought boys 2 men was a daycare center (manipulation of blonde joke)

[guest]

Used to watch it when it first came out. The funnest joke, was when they had there actual mom's tell a joke. One of the mom's say's to the other contestant (girl or guy or forgot that was wearing torn paints, that looked like they were bought like that) it looks like you just slide into third base with those raggy ass jeans.

[93 red ls]

your moms just like a bowling ball....she gets fingered rolled in the gutter and always comes back for more

[ToneDx2049]

your momma is so old...but not as old as this show

[konigcivic]

Yo Mama's Pu$$y is so nasty, they make you eat it on fear factor.

best joke on that show ever. what can you say to comeback after that?

[k1dfreeze]

tu madre is so ugly, but id still beat...

[Haysoos]

Your momma's so fat, she bleeds butter and sweats syrup.

[4Door Life]

is there a funny one in here SOMEWERE...

[91HB-D15b2]

not a racist joke, jus think its kinda funny

yo mommas so black, when she gets out the car, the oil light comes on!

[Clutchmaster]

yo mama so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund

yo mama so dumb she thought taco bell was a phone company in mexico

yo mama teeth so yellow she put betty crocker out of business

[93civ123]

your momas so stupid she triped over a cordless phone

your mamas so fat when she walked down the street wearing a red shirt people were chanting KOOLLLLL AIDDDD KOOLLLLL AIIIDDDD

[S Q A D]

worst show ever

[93civ123]

your moms like a shotgun ..u give her 2 cocks and she blows

[Clutchmaster]

yo mamas like a door knob everybody gets a turn

[93civ123]

yo mamas like a door knob everybody gets a turn

damit i forgot that one lol

[leftbraned]

yer moms is soo fat she sat on a quater and squeezed a booger out of Washington's nose

[leftbraned]

yer moms is so hairy you were born with rug-burn

[MrHalder]

Yo momma so fat... the back of her neck looks like a package of hotdogs.