some jokes...

[turboedpickup]

finally watched edie murphy's "delirious" on youtube... freakin hilarious. anyways...here it is.

there was a bear and a rabbit takin a dump in the woods. the bear turns around and asks the rabbit, "do you have a problem with poop stickin to your fur?" The rabbit says, "nope." So then the bear picked up the rabbit and wiped his arse with it.

here are some other one's i heard about a week ago.

what's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver? a golfer goes... "wham!... crap!!!" and a skydiver goes... "crap! WHAM!!!"

^ i don't know if that joke works without visuals... oh well. here's the last one.

This motorcyclist was talking to a guy on the side of the road.
"hey, uh, how tall are penguins???"
"i don't know - 2, or 3 feet?"
"CRAP I hit a nun!"

[transzex]

the sound of silence is deafening :)

[civiccoup 95]

Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg.

Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs
And get me slippers?"

No bother," says Murphy, and he runs upstairs, and there are Paddy's
Two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds.

Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both."

Fook off you liar!"

"I'll prove it," Murphy says.

So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them, Paddy?"

Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?"



i found this funny couldn`t really give a fuck if no one else doesn`t:haha:

[turboedpickup]

the sound of silence is deafening :)

yes..... i know.... :crying: lol

[93civiccx]

Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg.

Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs
And get me slippers?"

No bother," says Murphy, and he runs upstairs, and there are Paddy's
Two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds.

Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both."

Fook off you liar!"

"I'll prove it," Murphy says.

So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them, Paddy?"

Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?"



i found this funny couldn`t really give a fuck if no one else doesn`t:haha:


That was pretty good.