Neighbors

[rotory20]

Who here has the most annoying neighbors..?
I just wonder if anyone else has them too.?
they have parked in my driveway..they are always real Fukin loud even at 1am...
and could give a crap about anyone else.
I think my one neighbor is just awful..
And i can swear to god that the wife is always stoned..
at least she smells like she is....

[rotory20]

Oh yeah and their dogs keep trying to shit in my yard so I take pot shots at them with either the BOW or paintball gun...
Caught em slipping with the pb gun.. but they are so small Its hard to hit with the bow..

[Honda4VW]

I have the most annoying....in a sense

both direct neighbors are young hot women

However....

one side is a smoker...and a few years olderthan me...always with someone new

the other side is jailbait....but unbelieveably built well

[modsHXcivi]

that is so funny ....im glad to see there are others who have people like this living around them ......i have the ghetto kind across the street ....party till the sun come up kind ....the pot smokers next door blazing like there no tomorrow .....and the other guy the one that always wants to know what are you doing .....

[Sonny7730]

one of the ladies that's like 2 houses down is the most energetic spastic people i have ever met in my life. I swear she's doing crack or something, she just cannot sit still and talk in a normal tone. she brought us cookies when we first moved in, and was pacing the steps while we were talking to her!!!

[rotory20]

^^^
hey rex time for a new poll..
The most annoying thing your neighbors have done..
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I will say one thing..is that my my next door and the one direct acros from my house are just assholes!!
But the rest of the neighbors are cool untill someone comes to visit and see my driveway and two friends next door drivway.
I know they get jealous!!

[rotory20]

I have the most annoying....in a sense

both direct neighbors are young hot women

However....

one side is a smoker...and a few years olderthan me...always with someone new

the other side is jailbait....but unbelieveably built well
jailbait...
So take mom and put it to her then....
as long as the grass grows then its ok to play in the yard...
if they mow it "even Better!!"

[Sonny7730]

jailbait...
So take mom and put it to her then....
as long as the grass grows then its ok to play in the yard...
if they mow it "even Better!!"


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[rotory20]

But if its to smooth then get out of the yard cause the cops are waiting for your petifile self

[rotory20]

I swear you all are going to see me on the news...
My neighbors have the bass all the way up...its almost 1am...
Im going to start throwing m-80s in threre front yard..!!!

[modsHXcivi]

lol m-80s work well but the m-100 works at getting the point across just a little bit better

[Sonny7730]

just don't grab the shot gun. be like sharron osbourn and start throwing meat!

[rotory20]

Im going to put a dead skunk in there vents for the house!!

[w8up4me]

i got one.. i used to jog on the WALKING PATH (for humans) in the mornings here at my apt. property but in the past month a billion people have moved in with dogs and use it as a dogwalk.. so needless to say i have to jog around dog shit now.. which sux cause i like using running time to think about whats goin on, stuff i have to deal with, etc. not where the next pile is.. oh well though im moving soon..

[HXDrager97]

Im going to put a dead skunk in there vents for the house!! your avitar has a bike in it my buddys 'sakki 10grand wind up get attention... and the unmuffled 300 get some attention from my neighbor across the street... and i live behind trees and the to lane street the row of trees infront of the neghibors than my phone rings.. its awesome!

[NastyHabitzCRX]

if your neighbors allow their dogs to wander around leave them a bowl of antifreeze. i did this to my neighbors cat, havent seen him since.
that fucker used to take shits on the hood of the rex, and screw his bitches by my window late at night.
caught him one time in the garage and lit em up with pb gun but he still didnt stop.:beer:

[zrowcool]

here its so damn common to have annoyin neighbors since everyone lives so damn close. most of the time i can ignore it but when i cant is time for creativity. ive done the bowl of antifreeze so i dont get the stray pets anymore but i do get the loud music at crazy hours. ive built up my stereo to be louder so i can play it at the same time to where they cant hear theres... or when they play at night, i wait till they go to sleep to play mine, they usually love that one.

[S Q A D]

I hate my fucking neighbors, Im always complaing

#1 - up the street , right next door - the asians - they blame me for everything that breaks in their front yard - I tell them time and time again, Im never in your front yard, therefore its impossible that I would be responsible for breaking something in your yard. I dont give 2 fucks about your yard

#2 - nosy old white people , across the street - they live above us, on a hill ... so I always go out to get the mail, talk to friends, do some work in the garage and everytime I look up, who do I see? some bitch ass 70 year old man staring at me. Fuck you and your nosy wife

#3 - stuck up rich assholes , across the street - they live in a 1,000,000 dollar home but cant fucking say hello ... EVER ?!?! We've lived here for 4 years ... not one word- I also think they called the cops on me 2 years ago for our new year's party. Havent proven it was them yet, fuckers ....

yes - you can say I fucking HATE my neighbors - douche bags, all of them ...

[ChavezHX]

I have a husband and wife neighbors with a combined weight of 700+ lbs. The have three dog that bark at all hours of the night, drive on my lawn, and the man likes to go in his hot tub naked. First time I saw that I wanted to poke my eyeballs out with a screwdriver.

After all of this they actually turned me in to the local code enforcer for building a deck off the back of my house w/o a building permit. I think they are jealous of my Honda!
http://www.we-todd-did-racing.com/wetoddimage.wtdr/wNzcwMjczNnM0MTNkZmQzMXk1NDE%3D.jpg

[fireant]

Obnoxious big dogs on one side. Obnoxious little dog on the other... ok, I like the little dog.

The big dog poeple also went a year-and-a-half with thier house half-painted (like as far as you can reach without a ladder was one color, then the brush strokes ended, revealing the old color). That was ugly, but I didnt care as much as other people in the neighborhood did. Someone finally told him to finish it or he'd call the "association" because he was trying to sell his house.

Also, the big-dog people have made thier garage into a bedroom, and they have 5 cars sitting out in the drive and along the street.

I'm tolerant of everything, but what made me really loathe these people is a story about a fancy mouse I ordered online. I wasn't home for the delivery, and the UPS guy dropped it off at thier house. I was waiting for days for it, and when I finally figured out they had signed for it, I went over to ask for it, and their kid had been using it, and it was all nasty.... I was LIVID!!

[rotory20]

I have a husband and wife neighbors with a combined weight of 700+ lbs. The have three dog that bark at all hours of the night, drive on my lawn, and the man likes to go in his hot tub naked. First time I saw that I wanted to poke my eyeballs out with a screwdriver.

After all of this they actually turned me in to the local code enforcer for building a deck off the back of my house w/o a building permit. I think they are jealous of my Honda!
http://www.we-todd-did-racing.com/wetoddimage.wtdr/wNzcwMjczNnM0MTNkZmQzMXk1NDE%3D.jpg
Thats a crime against nature!!!!^^^

[chasloa]

if your neighbors allow their dogs to wander around leave them a bowl of antifreeze. i did this to my neighbors cat, havent seen him since.
that fucker used to take shits on the hood of the rex, and screw his bitches by my window late at night.
caught him one time in the garage and lit em up with pb gun but he still didnt stop.:beer:
haha for some reason they like that shit too...

my neighbbor used to have a dog

[jimmyb34]

My neighbors on both sides are the old nosy type. They seem to know everything that I do. They called my mom and told her that my girlfriend moved out when she bought a new car becasue they never saw it before. The ones across from me I got into a fight with the first night I stayed in my new house. Some guy my age (20) came over and told me that this was his neighborhood and I had better do anything he says. Needless to say he was going to the hospital about 20 minutes later after I beat his ass. :tool:
I also have to deal with the cat lady down the street. She has at least 50 cats and that is after I've done the antifreeze trick a dozen times.

[f00ker]

my ROOMMATE is an ass...

[Sonny7730]

#3 - stuck up rich assholes , across the street - they live in a 1,000,000 dollar home but cant fucking say hello ... EVER ?!?! We've lived here for 4 years ... not one word- I also think they called the cops on me 2 years ago for our new year's party. Havent proven it was them yet, fuckers ....


that reminds me of our old house that we just moved out of. Up on top of the hill was a really prestigous rich "community" or association. Man were those fuckers stuck up. We lived at the bottom of the road that went up to their area, and when ever I was working on my car or what not, they'd look and give me really dirty looks. So the middle finger always flew. Anyways, they called the cops on my brother when he was having a party for "cars parked up on their road". He was not a happy camper. They call the cops if people use their beach. They call the cops if cars are up there at all (it's got a cul-de-sac). My plan was to go up there, and since the road is steep and windy, pour water all over the street during the winter in the middle of the night. Never got to do that though. One thing we did do was light a shit-load of fireworks at 2 am right in front of some of the houses. hehe, low and behold, about 20 minutes later a cop car drove past my house up into their "area". Luckily we moved away from those stuck-up assholes.

[ryan89crx]

http://www.we-todd-did-racing.com/wetoddimage.wtdr/wNzcwMjczNnM0MTNkZmQzMXk1NDE%3D.jpghey, at least he owns a John Deere!!

I am probably the annoying neighbor on my street. loud cars, truck, that kind of shit. neighbors bitch about me driving too fast down the street, but i never go over 25, i think its just because my car is insanely loud. haha.

[dubbedcorde]

i live a few houses down from a cop and less then a block from the state police station. and the rest of them are old as hell and love to call the cops on my for anything they can dream of.